So yea...

as of 9:17 AM this morning, I'm 25... quarter of a century old... I'm feeling like an old ass man now. Got some new stuff, some cigars...

Had to work this morning... at the church. Now, I got nothing against religion persay, but godamn... some of the people need to get bitch slapped.

Last shift, I wanna show up in a demon costume.

So, have a cell phone. I finally broke down and accepted such a thing. The worst of it is I'm actually gettin' quite accustomed to it... rather quickly. I'm not sure if I like myself doing this.

Lotus is scared of matches, by the by... and he's bewildered by the cell phone.

I have a very stunned feeling about me right now, so I'm gonna go goof off...